butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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