hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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