ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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