Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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