Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
