Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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