I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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