that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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