I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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