watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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