Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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