And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
This house was built for laser tag.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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