I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You are the jesus of drinking
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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