playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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