he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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