Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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