Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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