I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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