How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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