I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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