Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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