Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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