Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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