Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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