summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Randomize
