Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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