I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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