i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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