I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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