Don't you send me to vm
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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