I heard we made out
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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