you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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