i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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