he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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