it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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