Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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