There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
