My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
