i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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