we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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