she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Randomize
