Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Come share oat with me in your robe
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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