just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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