is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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