when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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