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i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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