then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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