Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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