i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
