I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
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