my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
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That's how twitter works, right?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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